is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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