Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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