she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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