Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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