I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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