i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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