READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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