I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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