I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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