Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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