in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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