yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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