Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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