The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If that was your dad, he is hot
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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