in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
