is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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