i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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