i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
