cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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