Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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