Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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