Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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