Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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