I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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