You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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