im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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