Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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