i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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