how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
