dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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