And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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