He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
