Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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