But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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