love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
