Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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