That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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