We're like a lot better than the average bears
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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