that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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