oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
