I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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