Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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