I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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