so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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