he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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