i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I look better un-naked...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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