i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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