just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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