she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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