Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
