my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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