Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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