he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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