he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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