HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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